(via xtraordinarynyu)
Watching a horror movie and the girl runs up the stairs…
Bitch, the door’s right there…
What are you doing?
(via xtraordinarynyu)
lol the sad lonely truth
(via xtraordinarynyu)
“Pete”
“Obama?”
“i think i might have sent the picture of your peen to Mikey by mistake”
“You did what!?”
“wtf obama”
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(via wateronglass)
oh kobe
SHAQ: OH SO YOU THIK YOU SHITTING ON ME JUST BECAUSE YO SHOES IN FOOT LOCKER AND MINES IN PAYLESS
KOBE: YOU DAMN RIGHT DO YO BIG ASS GOT A PROBLEM
CAMERA MAN #1 : PLEASE GUYS JUST CHILL
CAMERA MAN #2 IS THAT BASED GOD FUCKIN MY BITCH WITH NACHOS
LADY IN THE MIDDLE: WOOOOO LETS GOOO
GUY BEHIND LADY: C’MONNNN!!!
GUY NEXT TO OTHER GUY : BALL SO HARD THIS SHIT CRAY (JAY Z VOICE)
(via native-c0caine)

















